Friday, March 27, 2009

Shovel / Rake / Wheel Barrel Handle Cushion - Mini Pad

Men, if you live with a female, this application will definitely make you feel better by the end of the day.



All females think they have the right to come up with some hard labor project for us men to do on our days off of work. They think of it as though they're doing us a favor. It always falls on our shoulders to complete this wonderful idea she thought up duing the week without asking for your input until she knows exactly what she wants. Then she drops it on you.



Now if you don't go along with this "great" idea of hers, don't plan on getting any action for a while. Know this going into the discussion, ok?



So, once you have agreed with her plans for you for the next couple of days, do what I did, smile and get prepared.



One weekend my girlfriend at the time came up with this great idea to re-landscape the entire backyard before her daughter's graduation party which was to be held in 3 weeks. Ok guys, what do you think I did? You got it. I smiled and asked, "When do we start this great project honey?" She stated, "This week. I'm going to order 18 yards of top soil and 16 yards of mulch."



Now my girlfriend wouldn't be able to help with all this shoveling because she didn't have a full use of one of her arms which I pointed out to her. She spun this fact into a positive, by commenting on what great shape I would be in for the party.



When the first 8 yards of top soil hit the drive, I sprung into action with my shovel and wheel barrel. After about an hour, even wearing work gloves, my hands were getting sore. At that moment my sick, warped mind came up with the idea of using her self-adhesive mini pads on the wood handles. I knew by this time into the project where my hands were always positioned on all of the equipment I was using. I went into the house and asked for 6 mini pads. She couldn't argue since I was doing all of the heavy labor.



Boy what a difference. I worked until dark that day and my hands did not blister. The next day I added another pad over the old ones and kept on hauling dirt and mulch. This went on for a week with no blisters.



In conclusion, if you have to do hard labor, make it as comfortable as possible.

2 comments:

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